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Wednesday, March 18th, 2009
9:09 pm
haven't had one of these in a while...
How i love people who need me to help them with their very large sums of cash!
New Conmen from SpainCollapse )

So I replied!!!!!
So I replied!!!!Collapse )

Alas, his email was alrady banned. :(
I was really hoping he'd call the prison. The prisoners there get to help livestock!
Tuesday, January 6th, 2009
11:45 pm
My magical list of new year's resolutions
I do hereby resolve to do the following:

1) not murder everyone I work with
2) eat less mustard
3) mow the lawn
4) make lots of really cool lists of things
5) pie
6) play guitar
7) play bass guitar
8) discuss with guitarists how the mandolin is evil
9) bacon
10) more pie
11) continue to not murder everyone I work with
12) blue
13) pants
14) create another list with opening parenthesis to balance out the closing parens used here
15) ignore the fact that I wrote this list
16) ooo... shiny!
Friday, November 21st, 2008
11:08 pm
what the?????
Generate your Anime Style by Jena-su
Clothes:Leather, belts, chains, bondage pants, collars, and tight shirts.
Powers:Tentacle porn
Special Features:Tentacles
Sidekick:Your best friend.
Attitude:Extremely smart and cheerful, maybe with a big brother/sister complex.
Weapon:Tentacle porn
Tuesday, October 28th, 2008
10:48 pm
Tagged by plum_arden
A) People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs & replace any question that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves.

B) Tag 4 people to do this quiz & those who are tagged cannot refuse. These people must state who they were tagged by & cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by. Continue this game by sending it to other people.

01. What's the last TV show you saw?

02. What are you wearing at the moment?
Jeans and a t-shirt (omg surprise!)

03. What was the best part of your day?
Uhh... the boys being crazy when I got home

04. What is your favorite scent?

05. What is your favorite drink?
orange juice

06. What do you drink the most?
Mt. Dew, even though I shouldn't

07. What is your favorite restaurant?

08. What will you be doing after finishing this?

09. What did you want to be when you grew up?
as opposed to now?

10. Your favorite romantic movie?
Umm... no such thing?

11. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
a sociopath that I fear mightiliy... in fact, there's only one thing I fear more...

12. What are you afraid of?
being tagged

13. What's your favorite item of clothing?

14. What time do you usually go to bed?

15. What's the meaning behind your LJ username/name/nicknames you go by?
Sporkopolis - the mythical city of sporks. Need I say more?

I hereby tag zorpisuttle, dwh, uber_squeaky, and dashrew

Current Mood: amused
Friday, October 24th, 2008
8:23 pm
damn, you guys just want me for my candy
My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
sporkopolis goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as toast.
dashrew tricks you! You get a piece of paper.
draakchaos gives you 1 tan vanilla-flavoured gummy bats.
dwh gives you 18 blue lime-flavoured jawbreakers.
ferngully tricks you! You lose 6 pieces of candy!
inkeyes tricks you! You lose 1 pieces of candy!
kristinturc gives you 8 milky white coconut-flavoured gummy worms.
plum_arden gives you 4 tan cola-flavoured pieces of taffy.
spacefem gives you 1 light green lime-flavoured pieces of bubblegum.
tweekers tricks you! You lose 12 pieces of candy!
uber_squeaky gives you 1 teal lemon-flavoured gummy bats.
sporkopolis ends up with 14 pieces of candy, and a piece of paper.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.
Wednesday, September 17th, 2008
10:14 am
power? we don't need no stinkin' power
well, got power back at around 4AM after losing it in the aftermath of Ike blending with another low pressure front all right beside that damned high pressure shit from the south (damn, you, South!) power went down around 1:40PM on Sunday. So really, not too bad for Ohio having the equivalent of a tropical storm (almost, anyway - sustained winds at 30-40MPH, gusts upwards to 75MPH) No rain, thank god, because well, no sump pump - don't need to toss a shitload of food as well as pump out the basement again. And we didn't lose water or have a boil advisory.

Issues pointed to my employer's total lack of disaster recovery plans - absolutely pathetic response from the company on a whole - certain individuals did a great job, but ugh... leadership needs to get a clue.

2 giant trees in the front yard remained mostly intact - only lost a few limbs, and did no structural damage to the house - pretty much all the neighbors lost shingles, siding, or shutters - we got off lucky in that regard.

Anyway... back to the clean-up. Assuming cable is stable, which it appears to be, I should be somewhat back on-line-ish once more. Arrrg!
Friday, July 18th, 2008
11:08 pm
Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008
10:19 pm
so like, baby...
Thomas Andrew, born July 2nd (on his mother's birthday none the less), 6:45AM. 8lbs. 8.8oz, 20in long.

We've had about 4 hours of sleep in the last span of 48 hours.
Monday, May 19th, 2008
9:15 pm
Draak made me do it
LiveJournal Username
Your Primary Super Power
Location of Head Quarters
Primary Costume/Uniform Colors
Why are you a Superhero?
Your Superheroic Codename
The veteran grim member of the teammikechicken
The sexist and crass but annoyingly effective onemywickedways
The bright-eyed novice or sidekickizzzyness
The teammate that will eventually go evil or insanferngully
The inept yet determined/reoccurring supervillaintexbex
The sinister Arch-Villain and team's greatest foelovelesspoet
The perky civilian that keeps getting kidnappedazarella
How often does your team actually 'save the day'?
This Fun Quiz created by Shannon at BlogQuiz.Net
Taurus Horoscope at DailyHoroscopes.Biz

Monday, March 24th, 2008
10:20 pm
work has been sucking away my soul... also my health. Had the flu recently - it was a steaming pile if coughing and fever, or something like that. In fact, I'm going to be doing more work tonight, in preparation for tomorrow, which will be in preparation for the next day. After that, thankfully, nothing major going on until the 2nd.


Talking to a few people at work about starting some jam sessions, mostly as stress relief, but also because I think we'd be good.

I like Puzzle Pirates. It is fun. Play it, join my crew, or I'll kill you and take all your stuff, because like, that's what pirates do.

For those who missed the semi-obvious, we're expecting boy #4 sometime around July.

Yes, he will be THE LAST KID WE HAVE. Because like, yeah... 4 kids. wtf?

We have two pies right now. Guess what I'm going to have for a snack... oh yeah... probably popcorn.... wait...

I wore this shirt today... it was too small... as if my arms got longer. Is that even possible?

I have decided to kill myself by playing La Villa Strangiato on bass until I explode.

I almost exploded 3 nights ago.

To quote:

[22:17] MFS> I can't believe you wouldn't make the list.
[22:17] MFS> slacker
[22:17] MFS> :P
[22:17] FernGully> I'm the worst
[22:19] MFS> my LJ entries are made of pie.
[22:20] MFS> fine fine... real update coming
[22:22] FernGully> I will hold you to this
[22:22] FernGully> my room is insanely cold.
[22:26] MFS> I am writing the update now.

so yeah... Fern should totally make a list of all the Word of the Day posts.

My wife and I like to log in on Ryan and Matt's webkinz accounts and battle each other on some of the different games... mostly on Goober's Lab... yeah... we're dorks.

Alex is cute.

Soon, the cat in our garage will be allowed to escape as the weather is becoming warmer again. This is a good thing because, well, cat poop is stinky, even with a clean litter box. Pheweee...

I have 2G of RAM sitting next to me. I really feel like it should be in a computer doing something useful, like making pies.

i nEed mOer caPhfEEne!
7:32 pm
Dear Spacefem,
the host for your website is teh sux.

That is all.

Site is now back up. Entire host was dead several times for several hours over the weekend.
Saturday, March 1st, 2008
9:08 pm
more pirate whoring
because I'm a whore

View my Pirate Page

Trying to get people who like the game to join my crew (ok, not my crew, but like I help run the crew 'n stuffs). WE PILLAGE 'N SHIT! WOOOOO.

latest Mind Map thingCollapse )
Friday, January 18th, 2008
10:16 pm
I am not dead
Computer rebuilt, way the hell faster now than the one that died. Win2k was not recoverable, now using XP.

I still like pie.
Friday, November 9th, 2007
1:42 am
Puzzle Pirates

I spend far too much time playing this... woo hoo!
Monday, October 8th, 2007
11:00 pm
Thursday, September 20th, 2007
12:16 am
Tuesday, September 18th, 2007
12:32 am
totally jacked form Draak, who jacked it form Arden, who further jacked it form someone else
My Interests Collage!Collapse )

admittedly, a few of those images, I have no clue why they are there at all... but then again, some of them are pretty funny
Sunday, August 12th, 2007
10:15 pm
So, this weekend was a Cub Scout campout thingy... We had a crapload of last-minute cancellations, so I took Matt with Ryan and I... got there at 5PM - it wasn't too bad out, really... it was warm, but not very humid. Got signed in, ate dinner, did a big-ass scavenger hunt, then a big-ass bonfire (it was HUGE... started out at least 12 feet tall of ginormous teepee fire).

Sleeping was crap... very humid as the dew point approached - we forgot to bring a fan... we slept in a giant fort, not tents, so we had beds and open windows... but it was stuffy. Revelrie in the morning wasn't really... so we missed half the flag raising ceremony thing. Whoops. The camp staff was actually kick-ass and very entertaining - very skilled and very good at working with little kids. You never know what you're going to get with that kind of scene, but they were excellent.

Ryan did very well at shooting BB rifles and archery - he hit the archery target more often than I did (I was using a longbow... first time I'd done any archery since... oh... 1991?). Ryan hit the bullseye at least three times - one stuck, the others bounced off, and he hit the target in general far more often than I did (I kept shooting high).

Then we went creeking, and one of the staff who took us there was chatting with me, and we caught a salamander, and I mentioned that when I was in scouts one of our assistants was a biology professor who studied salamanders at UD... turns out his daughter who was friends with my sister was his art teacher his last year of high school... I know their whole family, having gone to school with Michelle 1st grade through college, and did Boy Scouts with Stephen (never took a class from their dad, though... couldn't fit it into my schedule or I would have).

So yeah... small world.

So anyway, it by the time we got done with that, it was way the hell too hot and neither Matt nor Ryan wanted to go swimming so we headed home - swimming was the last thing to do anyway, so it was all good. THEN WE GOT HOME AND DECIDED THAT IT WAS A REALLY CLEVER IDEA TO HAVE STEAK, COOKED ON THE GRILL. Yeah, let's take an awful hot day and STAND IN FRONT OF A TEN BILLION DEGREE FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


But it was tasty none the less.

p.s. - I need to trim my fingernails... very clacky on the guitar strings 'n such.

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007
1:13 am
I wonder... how many people that I don't want reading this read it.

so like, if you shouldn't be reading this...


yeah... weirdness.
Monday, July 2nd, 2007
11:04 pm
vacation and back
so like, we went to the Poconos 'n stuff. There were trees and rocks and people with very New Jersey accents all over the place. There were also critters. And my wife's entire family.


We brought back some rocks, because like, all I can find are limestone... gets lame after a while. Damned glaciers.

So anyway, yeah, we like did stuff and went to Philadelphia, the city of many tourists, and went to the Philly Hard Rock Cafe, which I think had to have been the LAMEST HRC I've ever been to. However,the t-shirt of a guitar shaped like the Liberty Bell was fairly badass. Yeah, when the t-shirt is better than the memorabilia, that's not a good sign.

I missed on the cool hiking trip because I decided that getting sick for the last two days would be a clever idea. I watched the entire Firefly boxed set while left behind, though, so yeah. Take that.

We got back just after midnight on Sunday (Saturday night). Then I went to bed, got up, mowed, cleaned the shower (while I took a shower), then went to work at 7PM because we were launching a huge-ass project. Got home at 5AM Monday morning... yeah, that was funnnnn. Crawled into work just after noon.

I'm trying to make sure I am good and sleepy because like, more work tomorrow.

We've postponed doing anything for my wife's birthday (which was today) until Thursday. Reasons: tired, restaurant I want to take her to is closed on Mondays, tired, and Ryan had his piano lesson tonight at 7, also cutting into our ability to really do anything. Also, we're both tired.

So um, I was going to ramble about something else here, but I don't know what the hell it was.

Also, I will be collaborating with a guitarist at work on the "Perfect" song/lyrics I posted elsewhere. THIS SONG SHALL RULE THE UNIVERSE!

p.s. - I like pie.
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